Remember how last week we sent out an email about how we were gonna’ merge the Tuesday and Wednesday Knit Nights for the summer? Oh, the hue and cry! Oh the kevetching! Oh the whining!
It got really ugly. The knitting police had to be called in, and fiber negotiators were flown in from the Isle of Knitini. Tink and Wink, (held at needle point by an angry mob of Fiber Frenzied Crazies) were
forced to announce the RETURN OF TUESDAY KNIT NIGHT.
(yes, after just one week of the Tues- Weds merger)
Here are some of the ruffians and agitators who forced the corporate hand of Yarns in the Farms.

“We were gonna’ picket and shut down route 127, but they caved.”

“Merger Schmerger. We demand our rights. And Brownies.”

“I’m a junior in high school, and Tuesday knit night is an essential stress reliever. I can get violent.”
“It’s my stress management for work. Tink will always write me a note. I can get crazy.”

“Give me ball of yarn and some needles and I am entertained for hours!”

“Every failed merger should include brownies and wine.”

“I only get fed on Tuesday Knit nights.”

“I bake brownies. And you wanna’ cancel knit night?”

” Tuesday Knit Night saves my marriage. Pass the brownies.”

The Tuesday Kit Night Revival, after the hoard has been pacified with brownies.

ACTUALLY, this whole merger thing was just an excuse to celebrate with ICE CREAM and BROWNIES. See you Tuesday.
Or Wednesday.
Or both.
7 – 9 pm.