Preface: We are off to Belize for Knitini. There are real alligators there and I am afraid they will confuse my rough an dimpled limbs for one of their own spawn…
Warning: this post contains subject matter that might cause discomfort if you have body issues. Well. Now no-one is reading. I am all alone with my little blog.
I am starting a new trend. It is called “Cellulite is the new Black”. I googled “Pretty Cellulite”, and got nothing. The only articles are about how to get rid of it. What’s with that? The way I see it, cellulite looks an awful lot like a plump juicy orange, and I really like oranges. 
I even like cottage cheese, if you mix it with some bananas and stuff. Hey… and why is it good to have dimples on your face cheeks but not your butt cheeks? Not to mention, every woman has the stuff! Lookie here…
Cellulite describes a common paraphysiological cosmetic condition that is claimed to occur in most women, where the skin of the lower limbs, abdomen, and pelvic region becomes dimpled.
Our curvy parts! Yay!
Here is a real woman in a real bikini on a real beach in a real body with real texture. Like I said… Cellulite is the New Black. Don’t leave home without it.
Have fun in Belize, dearies!
Cellulite is adorable. I once spent a lot of years trying to eliminate it by eating more, exercising less. My thought was it will fill out, be less dimply…no, that didn’t work. So now I, and my partner, embrace this lovely stuff. It’s a WOMAN thing, a lot like that bulge just above the hips…the baby bulge. I support the “Cellulite Is The New Black” movement!!!!!